thebigbadfox:

Sexuality is fluid

you are permitted a maximum of one 3.4 oz (100 ml) bottle of sexuality per passenger, all bottles must be carried inside a ziplock bag and placed in a bin for inspection prior to boarding the aircraft

wearethefuckingused:

im surprised no one has ever punched me in the face

tofftoffgalinda:

kbtrip:

A friend of mine recently had a couple shoots of her Elphaba cosplay in studio and at the latest Desucon in Norway. And the final images are pretty damn amazing.

Cosplay: SillySilli

Photography: Nils Katla/Monica Jenssen

*drools*

deeeeaaan:

celestial-sexhair:

thesassycat:

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

you just broke the fourth wall

well fuck my AU selves are having a hell of a time

jk rowling’s reasoning as to why fenrir greyback turned remus into a werewolf: remus’s father insulted him so he did it as an act of revenge

the actual reason greyback bit remus: the temptation to succumb to the fact that biting remus whose name literally means ‘werewolf’ would be the greatest feat in lycanthropic irony the world had ever seen

partickstump:

i :) am :) so :) stressed :) about :) everything :) all :) the :) time :)

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

ryanvallejo:

SPORTS

seewaymore:

Blow gently on your screen

seewaymore:

Blow gently on your screen

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!

THIS IS TOO MUCH POWER FOR ONE PERSON TO HAVE

ignavis-sepmer-feriae:

please press enter

ignavis-sepmer-feriae:

please press enter

ruinedchildhood:

Ghetto Dora the explora in the hood

swirly:

wannabeotakuboy:

swirly:

breaking news from the tumbler staff!! this is reAL

Okay THIS ONE is obviously fake. Try harder next time, trolls.

yet more info from tumbler staff!!

swirly:

wannabeotakuboy:

swirly:

breaking news from the tumbler staff!! this is reAL

Okay THIS ONE is obviously fake. Try harder next time, trolls.

yet more info from tumbler staff!!

nwtsboy:

hints-of-sarcasm:

There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time. 

jus say dat then

meerca:

dennys:

Do you think the claw-machine claw gets lonely when no one wins for a long time, aching for the briefest moment of contact, the plush touch of fleeting companionship?

DENNYS PLEASE