javeliner:

think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries

actionables:

romance is alive

actionables:

romance is alive

As Deborah Rhode describes, “When 1,100 Michigan elementary students were asked to describe what life would be like if they were the opposite sex, over 40 percent of the girls saw advantages to being male; they would have better jobs, higher incomes, and more respect. Ninety-five percent of the boys saw no advantage to being female, and a substantial number thought suicide would be preferable.”
p0kemina:

magicbuffet:

Nice

nice

p0kemina:

magicbuffet:

Nice

nice

yungxtwink:

saotome-lex:

iamtheactualsatan:

I drew a cute click-and-drag ghost in the spirit of Halloween.

yungxtwink this is your official halloween click-and-drag ghost. 

i’ve never related so much to something in my life

yungxtwink:

saotome-lex:

iamtheactualsatan:

I drew a cute click-and-drag ghost in the spirit of Halloween.

yungxtwink this is your official halloween click-and-drag ghost. 

i’ve never related so much to something in my life

waifwraith:

this fucking vine. i want steve buscemi to say this. like i want a remake of this vine starring steve buscemi

Reblog if you would date a robot. I’m not a robot I’m just asking for a friend. I have skin.

punlich:

kiloueka:

punlich:

kiloueka:

is it your own skin though? As in you grew it, on your own body, from birth?

This skin was grown yes. On a human body. That is mine. I’m not a robot

Ok ok I’ll believe you… If you first tell me what this says:

image

I don’t need to prove myself to you how dare you, I love breathing oxygen

jionttt:

the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time

cinemove:

The Breakfast Club (1985) dir. John Hughes

Saturday, March 24, 1984. Shermer High School, Shermer, Illinois, 60062.

timwestwoodtv:

timwestwoodtv:

timwestwoodtv:

this guy was watching iCarly with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of iCarly and he’s like “so basically it’s about three teenagers who do crazy things” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why doesn’t everybody watch iCarly” it’s precious

update: we random danced

timwestwoodtv:

timwestwoodtv:

timwestwoodtv:

this guy was watching iCarly with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of iCarly and he’s like “so basically it’s about three teenagers who do crazy things” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why doesn’t everybody watch iCarly” it’s precious

update: we random danced

wandatinasky:

don’t trust anybody who compliments your smile. they just get off on seeing the little bits of skeleton poking out through your gums.  anybody who tells you you’ve got a nice smile is a certified skeleton fucker.