surprisedbitch:

me trying to flirt

image

friendlysniper-takeo:

Hi dog.
HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT

friendlysniper-takeo:

Hi dog.

HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT HI CAT

damnnlyssa:

before and after injecting 1 meth

damnnlyssa:

before and after injecting 1 meth

lilly-and-the-vineyard:

ckings:

i would love to have dinner with scott

Pretty sure I am scott

lilly-and-the-vineyard:

ckings:

i would love to have dinner with scott

Pretty sure I am scott

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

Pro-lifer: Would you have wanted to be aborted
Me: Yes

hipster-trichster:

copsandrobert:

thomas-world:

pierce-alexandria-with-sirens:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

words i use in every sentence:

  • no
  • stop
  • dude
  • literally
  • like
  • seriously
  • fuck

That’s a sentence right there

Forwards and backwards

You can rearrange them in any order and it’ll be a sentence

ladies and gentlemen the extensive vocabulary of tumblr

azzaliejane:

lillyhasatumblr:

FUN FACTMichael Cera agreed to play himself as a complete coke fiend psychopath only because they let him wear his windbreaker. 

reblog for the fact

azzaliejane:

lillyhasatumblr:

FUN FACT
Michael Cera agreed to play himself as a complete coke fiend psychopath only because they let him wear his windbreaker. 

reblog for the fact

perel:

you got it dude!!!

perel:

you got it dude!!!

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.
Kiera Cass (via maxonshreaves)